Thursday, September 22, 2005

e-commerce

Came across this innovative business model. Sample this:
" Assassinations are the most practical solutions to common problems. Thanks to the Internet, ordering a hit has never been easier. We manage a network of freelance assassins, available to kill at a moment's notice. All you have to do is send us an email, along with the details, and wait for further instructions....You only have to tell us "Who", "Where", and "When"; we already know "What" and don't care about the "Why"."

Introducing

HITMAN - You give us a picture, we'll give you an autopsy report!

And additional sources of income: "...If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000..."

And they sell T-shirts..

Impressive. Damn, impressive! And they said the bubble had bursted.

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